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A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
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Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Women seeking men
|”WOMEN SEEKING MEN” Classifieds40-ish means: 48Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...