How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.