Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...