Forgot to pedal
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Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
Are you talking to me?
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Definition of politics
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A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel…
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around...
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