Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
The Pope and the Rams
What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans...
Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg