Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.