The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby…
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...