What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....