Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...