Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...