WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...