You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
The power of shifting
|Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...