Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country…
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke...