Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...