Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...