Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lost all my luggage
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Abbott calling Costello
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Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...