Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...