Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!