This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...