Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...