What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
slugs leave a trail
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Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Guide for all women
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Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....