First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
The Geography of Men and Woman
The Geography of a Woman————————Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
Black belt degrees
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...