How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
Any last requests?
|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...
Different sex outcomes
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The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...