Efficiency
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Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Great news for Bill Gates
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Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
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Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...