Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . ....
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...