Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog…
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Marriage studies findings
|A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of...