Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
why the television is better than the World Wide Web
|10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9....
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...