Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable…
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...