Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Cat technical support problems
|This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...