Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
If Microsoft built cars
|Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...