Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...