The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...