We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...