How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Bubble and squeak!
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Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
She is angry at you
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I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...
NEWS FLASH: Terrorists…
JOKESGALORE NEWS FLASH10 – 29 – 2001:Latest news reports advise that a cell of...