LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...