Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....