Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...