If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...