What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
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Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...