An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...