Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...