Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
An American tourist
|An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got...