New product cuts stress
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Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...