Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
A Lawyer Died
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...