Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
I have a keyboard error
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Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Serving on the jury
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FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!