Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...