Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...