What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
The new CIA agents
|Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...