The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...