Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!