Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...