The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...